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Video Promo when Kurt first came into the WWE Kurt v Mark Henry - November 22nd 1999 Raw Hold up...hold up...In the Olympic Cree, it states...people, please, please listen up. In the Olympic Cree it states, it doesn't matter whether you win or you lose, but that you participate, in the Olympic games. Now, I have a problem with that certain quote. You see, I specifically qualified for the Olympics to win nothing but gold, for myself, and for this great country. Thank You. Now, there were some of us that did not quite pull through for the good ole' U S of A. I won't mention any names. So tonight, I am asking you, the fans of Buffalo, to cheer for the man who brought home the Olympic Gold medal, and not the man who stayed out all night at a topless bar the night before he competed. Listen up, whoa, he stayed out all night at a topless bar, the night before he competed, and, no, no, no, no, no, no, and finished 18th place. Now Mark, if you would have followed my simple set of rules, I like to call, the 3 I's, we all know this, Intensity, Integrity and Intelligence. You would have placed first and not dead last. Kurt/Steve Blackman v Hardys - December 6th 1999 Your Olympic hero has arrived in Worcester, Massachuttes As all of you know, I have built a lifetime of success over a simple set of rules that I call the three I's. Intensity, Integrity and Intelligence. And I am living proof that no matter where you're from or what you do, you can accomplish anything you want too, even in a depressed town like Worcester. Now what I'd like to do is to introduce my tag team partner, the lethal weapon, Steve Blackman (Blackman comes out) Now, last week Mr Blackman assisted me with MY big win over the Headbangers. Thank You. Now Steve, you showed a lot of poise and a lot of promise, and you're making a great apprentice, you are! And if you stick with me, if you stick with me Steve, you're going places. I will make you a winner. With my athletic ability, my amazing athletic talents, and your, your stuff, your stuff eh? We can make a championship calibre tag team What do you say? Let's do it January 31st 2000 Raw - Kurt v Rock Finally, your Olympic Hero has come back to Pittsburgh. And that you all know, I am still undefeated here in the World Wrestling Federation. And tonight, I will face, The Rock. Thank You, Thank You. And as history has taught us, from our previous encounter, the people's champion is no match for the Olympic Champion. And since this town has very little to cheer about, I am officially naming myself, your NEW hometown hero. And we all know it's not Mario(?) anymore, that's right. But if he had a little more courage, maybe he would still be playing hockey today and he would be able to save the Penguins. But do not worry, where Mario left off, where Mario left off, I will gladly take over, and to start, tonight, your Olympic Hero will defeat The Rock for the second time right here in this ring, in front of his hometown fans. Feb 3rd 2000 Smackdown - Kurt v Rock v Tazz Now, I realise a lot of you are upset at me, and are very angry, and I don't blame you. I don't blame you. And it's all because your Olympic Hero has suffered his very first loss, last Monday night, at the hands of The Rock. And it's ok, and that's why I'm glad I'm here in this town, because if there ever was a town that can relate to losing, it's Detroit Michigan. It's true, it's true. Whether it be jobs at the factories, or even the Stanley Cup play-offs last year, you people have had your share of setbacks and losses. But, the good news is, unlike this town, your Olympic Hero will bounce back, overcome adversity and be your champion once again...I promise. Kurt v Rikishi...Feb 28th 2000 "Thank You New York City. And unlike Daryl Strawberry, the only thing your Olympic Hero is addicted too, is capturing championships, and I am, I am. And tonight, I am willing to put my European championship on the line to anyone who will accept my bid. And as a man of Integrity, which I am, any wrestler back there, is more than welcome to come out here and take the Olympic challenge". ***halfway through the match*** "Hold on a second, these people came here to see a wrestling match, not to see your butt in my face." Kurt v Chris Jericho (Feb 2000) As all of you know, I'm Kurt Angle. An Olympic Hero, a European Champion and and Intercontinental Icon. But when I look into the crowd tonight, I realise, I realise, that having my success, I could end up at any given time, I could end up a nobody, like all of you. I could, hey, hey, hey, I don't want that to happen either. But worse than that, worse than that, I could end up a has-been, like Chris Jericho. A washed up former champion, long-haired side-burned, side-burned potty-mouth who has no moral values whatsoever. Kurt v Tazz (March 2000 on SD) You know, there's something about this town, there's something about this town, that inspires it's athletes to greatness. Once they leave, of course, it's true, think about it. Babe Ruth, Roger Clements and finally after 20 years, Ray Mark(?) has come to his senses, and realised the only way to become a Champion is to get the heck out of this town as soon as possible. It's true, it's true. But the good news is your Olympic Champion doesn't have to leave this town to become a winner, I already am a winner. Kurt v Ben-Oit (March 2000 on SD) Now I realise that I made a bid to put up my title in a Triple Threat match against Chris Benoit and Chris Jericho at Wrestlemania, but this is ridiculous. Your Olympic Hero has just been informed earlier today that I not only have to put up both of my titles, hold on, now the match is called a two-fall triple threat match which means one fall for each title. Now, you don't have to be a genius, well actually you could be one of the several dairy-farm interbreds(?) from Milwaukee, Wisconsin to figure out this is a conspiracy, it's true it's true. So tonight, I'm gonna give Mr Benoit a little taste of what he can expect at Wrestlemania, and that's a little touch of Intensity, a little touch of Integrity and a little touch of something that he does not have much of, and that's Intelligence. It's true. Kurt v Kane (Mar 2000 - 6 days before Mania) You know, there are certain things in life, that make sense. For instance, why the grass is green, why the sky is blue, and why the Houston Oilers where planning the heck out of this town and never come back. It's true, it's true. And then, there are certain things in life that don't make sense at all. For instance, your Olympic Hero has been forced to put up both the European title and the Intercontinental title in what is called a two-fall triple threat match, at Wrestlemania. Why? And to boot, tonight, just six days before Wrestlemania, your Olympic Hero is scheduled to wrestle in a match against the man they call the Big Red Retard. Not that I have anything against retarded people because I don't. As a matter of fact I have a lot of retarded fans out there that admire and respect your Olympic Champion, it's true. And I wish them well, but the fact is, this, is a conspiracy, and your Olympic Hero does not like it one bit. I don't, I don't.
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