Kurt has said some pretty outrageous things over the years--things that can make us laugh and other things that have stuck out in our minds long after they were said. In this section we focus on some of the more memorable 'words of wisdom (and humor)' that Kurt has passed out onto us.
Quote of the Moment


Kurt takes on John Cena in a battle rap:

My name is Kurt Angle and what the heck. I won a gold medal with a broken fricken neck. You better
step off cause we ain't friends. I'm movin' on up like the Jeffersons. You don't scare me no, no, no! I may suck, but you just blow!

Kurt PPV Quotes


Judgment Day May 21, 2006: “I don’t say this very often, but tonight’s all about revenge,” Angle told WWE.com. “Having a 400-pound man dive off the ring apron and put me through a table is beyond what anybody could ever imagine one person doing to another. When he did that, he was trying to end my career. Unfortunately for him, Kurt Angle is back and he’s better than ever.”
Kurt Speaks To Kane


"Down here, I see a 7 foot tall 340 pound bag of muscle who hides behind a mask and doesn't speak a word and why, because he lacks integrity and he obviously lacks intelligence. Sure he has intensity. There's no doubt about that, but that can only take you so far, Kane."

"You say you're the Big Red Machine? Well I'm the Big Red, White and Blue Machine!"

"Your Olympic Hero is scheduled to wrestle a match against the man they call the big red retard; not that I have anything against retarded people cause I don't. As a matter of fact, I have a lot of retarded fans out there that admire and respect your Olympic Hero "

Kurt and Triple H


(To Triple H) "Donkey Kong himself has a better chance of taking this belt away from me than you and the only difference between you and Donkey Kong is that he's the big smelly guy that people actually like!"

(Triple H and Kurt Angle share that memorable banter that kept us laughing on end)

Kurt Angle: And Hunter, try to go a week without accidentally hitting your wife, ok?

Triple H: Ok. Try to go a match without hitting on me, ok?
Kurt speaks on Big Show and Rikishi

"The Big Show is a big ass and I do not like, nor do I appreciate big asses. Speaking of big asses, my opponent tonight is Rikishi. Maybe if Rikishi's parents would have practiced abstinence, we wouldn't be exposed to that awful repulsive rectum that he carries with him today."
Random Kurt Musings

"And just like so many other cities in this great nation, Greensboro, North Carolina doesn't' have the most intelligent people in the world and nor will they ever.But, just like the old song goes: two out of three aint bad, so if you stick with the intensity and the Integrity, you'll do just fine."

"Mark Henry's greatest accomplishment was impregnating a 82 year old woman."

"Now, I was told by reliable sources and this is true because I am a man of integrity and I would not lie. I was told by reliable sources that Chyna was going to steal my belt and sell it; hawk it for money, so that she could buy even more plastic surgery."

"You know there are certain things in life that make sense. Why the grass is green? Why the sky is blue and why the Houston Oilers would want to get the heck out of this town and never come out."

" Your a commoner and I need a commoner's perspective. What do you think about these names? King Kurt? Hold on a second. How about King Angle? Hold on a second. I have a better one. How about Kurt Angle, Royal Gold Medalist."

"You can dance and you can prance, but when it comes to relationships, keep it in your pants."

"It's to my understanding that late Monday night, millions of children went to sleep crying their eyes out because of the cowardly attack your Olympic Hero suffered at the hands of Chyna. Parents have called me saying that their children were having nightmares of Chyna attacking them as well.That's pretty horrifying, but to have Chyna in your dreams is bad enough. I don't even want to think about it. I just want to say to you, to all my fans and and also my fans in Luxensburg, Denmark, and especially Belgium that your Olympic Hero is A okay."

"Even though, I suplexed an 82 year old pregnant woman, I am still a role model for children not to mention elderly people."

"Ever since I teamed up with Edge and Christian, your Olympic Hero noticed he's been getting a lot of extra attention, from teenage girls. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. In fact, word on the street is that your Olympic Hero is considered to be "all that". It's true. It's true. For teenage girls, I have a word of warning in the form of a nursery rhyme. " Don't be like the people here shacking up with different guys. Be clean. Be pure. Be abstinent and follow my 3 I's"

Donated by Lainy

"It's true, it's true"

Josh Mathews:,,Kurt, I heard some rumors about..."
Kurt:,,Yeah I heard some rumors too, about two dwarfs and one Justin Timberlake-poster!"

Thanks to Phil for the above quote :)

"You steal something that's mine, how about I steal something of yours"

"Oh, Really?"

Thanks to Kurt-Chavitogrl for the above 2 quotes :)

Hurricane Helms: "What you got there Kurt, a glass of milk"? (Knocks it away from Kurt)
Kurt Angle: (Looks at Hurricane) "He spilled my milk, you spilled my milk" (Grabs Hurricane and throws him onto a table. Hits him in the head with a cookie sheet) "Nobody spills my milk"!

Donovan for the above quote

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