"I'm an olympic gold medalist!"

Thanks to Huneycombxx for the above quote

"My names kurt angle, and what the heck!
I won a gold medal with a broken freakin neck!
You better step off 'cause we ain't friends!
I'm movin' on up like the jeffersons!
you don't scare me, no no no!
I may suck.. but you just blow!!"
rap to john cena!!

Thanks to Darcie for the above :)

Thanks to Zogger9 for the above quote

Thanks to Huneycombxx for the above quote

Maybe if you spent a little less time crying over spilt milk, and a little more time drinking it like me, you'd finally be a winner

(Rapping to John Cena)
I'll be straight up, I won't take your crap
You mess with me and I will make you tap... Word Life!

(Kurt to HHH)
Donkey Kong himself has a better chance of taking this belt away from me than you and the only difference between you and Donkey Kong is that he's the big smelly guy that people actually like

" You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You dont' boo me."
Survivor Series. This was Kurt's first live speech ever in the WWF.

"Down here, I see a 7 foot tall 340 pound bag of muscle who hides behind a mask and doesn't speak a word and why, because he lacks integrity and he obviously lacks intelligence. Sure he has intensity. There's no doubt about that, but that can only take you so far, Kane."

"Join me in Olympic Heros for Abstinence. The best sex is no sex."

"And just like so many other cities in this great nation, Greensboro, North Carolina doesn't' have the most intelligent people in the world and nor will they ever.But, just like the old song goes: two out of three aint bad, so if you stick with the intensity and the Integrity, you'll do just fine."

"This is going to be the most exciting match of the night and why? Because these people love me, and why not? I am an Olympic Champion. I'm a European Champion. I am an Intercontinental Champion and I am a role model for all people."

"Virginia is for lovers, provided those lovers are not from the same family"

"It's to my understanding that late Monday night, millions of children went to sleep crying their eyes out because of the cowardly attack your Olympic Hero suffered at the hands of Chynia.... Parents have called me saying, saying that their children were having nightmares of Chyna attacking them as well.That's pretty horrifying, but to have Chyna in your dreams is bad enough. I don't even want to think about it. I just want to say to you, to all my fans and and also my fans in Luxensburg, Denmark, and especially Belgium that your Olympic Hero is A okay."

"The intercontinental belt weights five ounces more than the European belt. I think it's because there are more countries that represent the Intercontinental belt than the countries that represent the European belt."

"Ever since I teamed up with Edge and Christian, your Olympic Hero noticed he's been getting a lot of extra attention, from teenage girls. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.In fact,word on the street is your Olympic Hero is considered to be "all that". It's true. It's true. For teenage girls I have a word of warning in the form of a nursery rhyme. " Don't be like the people here shacking up with different guys. Be clean. Be pure. Be abstinent and follow my 3 I's"

Your a commoner and I need a commoner's perspective. What do you think about these names? King Kurt? Hold on a second. How about King Angle? Hold on a second. I have a better one. How about Kurt Angle Royal Gold Medalist

Thanks to Maria S for all the above quotes :)

Thanks dannyp196 for the above quote :)

Thanks to goth_confessor for the above quote :)

What? You don't know who I am? You've got to be freakin' kidding me!

Many thanks to Scott for the above 2 :)

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